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Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)
Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?
Calling someone out on Social Media will require them to commit to the task.
I am lobster rolling you to get Donuts this weekend.
When a stringed instrument (mainly a bass guitar) has excess string sticking out of the tuning peg.
Damn man those strings need to be cut." "Yeah, I know, my bass is such a lobster bass.
When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster
"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"
Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple
I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting
Man, did you smell that girl's lobster bisque.
A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.
Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.