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1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose
2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.
1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!
2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive
Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.
"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"
Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)
Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?
When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster
"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"
Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple
I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting
Man, did you smell that girl's lobster bisque.