Stoner Logic

When a stoner suddenly thinks that almost every word in the dictionary has something to do with marijuana.

An example of classic stoner logic.

Purple- Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

- I thought it was simply a color..

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anti-logic

The use of information that is ilogical in order to win a argument or dispute. May cause eye bleading, fatigue, restlessnes, and despair.

and example of an arguement useing anti-logic:
"Kyle be carefull your going to break that"
"But i want to break it"

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ben logic

When somebody attempts to be smart and come up with a logical explanation, but the "logic" is missing obvious facts and the explanation is flawed.

Ben: Invincible units in games take more memory than units that you can kill because the programers have to tell the game to not let them die.

Brent: No, an invincible unit would require less memory because the unit would be invincible due to not adding in information about the health status of the unit. It would be similar to a model such as a table or tree that is non-destructable, except that an invincible unit would be animated and be able to move around.

Ben: No because... (continues to try and explain why the idea would be true)

Brent:... meh, stupid ben logic.

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Liam's Logic

Resort to using Liam's logic whether it is buying, selling or more. It is very contagious and enters the mind quickly. Do not consume the Liams Logic if you have a family.

"I am going to buy a Sharkcard" said the stupid boy who got consumed to Liam's logic

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Scott Logic

Scott Logic is another illuminati conspiracy, it confuses, sees all, and trolls all who attempt to understand it. Scott Logic is comparable to infinity divided by zero, and it has been behind all conspiracy theories whether known or not. Scott Logic is the logic that is both logical and illogical, and even Chuck Norris is unable to comprehend it's impossibility. Scott Logic is like my sense of humour, the only one who can understand it is me.

" Scott Logic is the only thing worse than Algebra" - Everyone

"Scott Logic is the only true definition for Scott Logic" - Scott

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Fellatio Logic

Thought terminating cliche

Blow your Mind control

An overused or redundant talking point used in place of true thought.

Vitriolic exaggeration overused to the point of losing its original meaning or effect.

The start and finish of any ideological analysis

Fallacious logic

"Thought-terminating cliches are generally served up for our political fast food."

{Fill in the blanks} is Hitler.

Man, that guy shut me down with his fellatio logic. That blows.

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Negro logic

An urban phrase used to insinuate the ignorant understanding of a topic and/or phrase.

My negro logic is at an all time high, I know what I'm talking about.

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