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jealous-loser

some one who craves to be like another being who obviously possesses superior life handling capabilities. Jealous-losers can often not hold their breath as long, dance as well or even tie their own shoes. Often found in groups with similar opinions dress styles and bad hair. Have an aversion to free thinking and success, usually work in discount outlets as toilet cleaners or decide to work from home.

"help me raise money to give a jealous-loser a new home"
"that jealous-loser wont feel a thing, its better this way (injection administered)"

by Maximum Leebee May 25, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


online loser

is a person who live playing online games like tibia, ragnarok, runescape or habbo. they are playing all day long, in the weekend. the online gamer dont have real friends, their only friends are onlines. they have online love, and they never meet their real love. they are the "daddys" in their online games but in the real life they are the biggest loosers in the world. they only think about their game and are boring people who only talk about those games.
sometimes they dont know, but their lovers are the same gender.

normal person: hey loser whats your problem?
online loser: if you play runescape i will kill you with my mage level 689 with one hit.
normal person: but in the real life i would make you scream with one hit.

normal loser: hey do you wanna go out in the saturday night?
online loser: no, i would play tibia with my online girlfriend

by slowowow April 24, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Loser

A double loser is the ultimate insult, it is twice a loser, if you are called this you should commit suicide

Joseph T. W. is a double loser!!!!!!!1111

by Shifter October 24, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


biggest loser

Biggest Loser is a tv show that helps a bunch of fat people lose weight, yet they eliminate one person each week. All it is is another reality tv show.

"Are you watching the Biggest Loser tonight?"
"No, why should I give a shit about fat people?"

by SpasticPancreas February 13, 2008

69๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


later losers

1. n. The act of attending a formal meeting or study group for the sole purpose of eating the free food and bailing, as in "Thanks for the pizza. Later losers!"
2 n. The actual food obtained at said meeting.

1. Hey Rod, I'm starved and low on cash. You want to head over to the physics study club and pull a later losers?

2. Ricklarry: "Hey Tevje. You hungry?"

Tevje: "Nah, I'm good. I grabbed some later losers at the AA meeting across the street."

by Yamamoto bros. January 9, 2012

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


loser tax

The monies paid by superior poker players to lesser players by way of long shot draws and bad beats.

"I would have won the tournament if not for the loser tax I had to pay to donkey boy over there"

by Lost... November 17, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


loveable loser

a loser who is loved by anyone/ everyone

she's such a loveable loser!

by melziiee July 7, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž