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MTV Cribs is a show where:
- they replay EVERYTHING in super slow motion, eg, a guy jumping on his bed, opening his car door, picking his ass, etc.
- your "buddies" are "passed out" in a "random" room from the "party" last night
- you constantly hear, "lets take a look in the fridge, i dont know whats in here though.." sure you dont.
- most rappers claim to have "mad whips" when in fact, they are all rented.
- you dont belong on cribs if you dont have something related to Scarface.
- the people always say, "everybody always does this on cribs, but im not going to do it." by them saying that, they are automatically doing whatever it is they say everybody else always does.. catch my drift?
- at the end of our visit, the host always says something wicked corny like "youve seen my house, youve seen my cars, NOW GET THE HELL OUT." And they insist on pushing the camera lense or charging at the camera man.
There are a million other things, but im spent. Dont get me started on Cribs: Whips, Rides n Dubs edition..
you can always count on death, taxes, and mtv cribs where a rapper says, "yall seen my crib, yall seen my whips, now get the hell on outta here."
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a cult that will eventually commit suicide if mtv tells them too because it will be the cool thing to do.
mtv generation retard #1: Hey guys look Carson Daily just hung himself on live tv.
mtv generation retard #2: If Carson Daily did it, it MUST be cool.
mtv generation retard #3: Yeah, dude lets go it's what all the in crowd does.
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An event where a group of people who have the minds of children watch a bunch of untalented freaks.
Did u see the MTV VMAs? OMG Justin was so hott!!! OMG LOL!!! I'm 10!
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When a themed channel goes off course, and ends up turning into nothing but pop culture and reality TV. Some channels that have suffered this are MTV, VH1, and G4.
Due to the MTV affect, Some channels now show endless marathons of reality TV shows, and nothing that has to do with games, music, or what ever the channel was supposed to be about.
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MTV is a large corporation that tells teenagers what to wear, what music to listen to, how to act, et cetera. mainly, MTV brainwashes kids into mindless 'teenie boppers'. therefore, a nice slogan to denounce MTV's 'popularity' is: DIE MTV.
Scene Kid: hey, did you cath TRL on MTV yesterday?
Real, Normal Kid: no! MTV should fucking DIE. DIE MTV.
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1. When a song just gets a music video and everybody thinks its "new" while all the other exclusive kids, say that is a old ass song and played out.
Mikey: You hear that song "Candy Shop" by 50 cent.
Kevin: No, 50 cent is gay and i heard that song liek 5 months ago, you are a real Mtv Kid
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