drunk mail

1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...

My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.

GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.

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see-mail

A second e-mail often send out to a supervisor or middle manager, to further explain a techncial concept which has already been explained to the customer or other interested party.

I sent the customer an e-mail which solved their javascript issue, but then I really needed to dumb it down in my see-mail to Meredith.

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Check's in the mail

A mocking neg used in sports/ games against an opponent that just made an unforced error that greatly helped you or your team.

The phrase suggests that the error was actually intentional and they were attempting to "take a dive" to receive payment.

In Sports (Baseball):
*Thrown ball tips off of first basemen's glove and flies off into foul territory*

Runner as they round first heading for second: "Check's in the mail!"

Video Game (Any MOBA)
*Opponent uses an ability to grab and pull you away from a deadly situation, allowing you to use a movement ability to escape there after*

All Chat: "Check's in the mail!"

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snail mail

something strongbad does in his weekly routine.

I gotta snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.

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male mail

mail in which media of males(usually of an erotic type) is sent. Can be sent using e-mail, snail mail, etc.

I sent you male mail today.

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T-mail

The definition of T-mail is just like "e-mail" expect it's via text. Text mail.

A text message would be an example of t-mail.

Frank: hey man, my internet is down just tmail me.

Bob: will do.

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Fanny Mail

Sexts sent to major stars by rabid fans.

“I was glad I’d done due diligence on the Peloton,” aging Alice grinned as she snugged up her Eileen Fisher trousers. “I wanted the fanny mail I texted The Boss to be taut, and you should have seen that shit.”

“Tracy’s gone over the deep end, gifting fanny mail to all her faves, Drake, Nikky Jam, you name it,” Ike said ruefully. “At least I know the thongs are legit; I ordered smoked lace for her, 3 for 40 bucks from Savage X Fenty, the Valentine’s special.”

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