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Carlson School of Management

A school of high achieving students that are hated upon because of their future wealth.

I hate Jim, he is going to be making so much money because he goes to the Carlson School of Management.

by Hax0red May 10, 2006

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Reverse Anger-Management

The kind of therapy one goes to when he/she finds that everyone hates them, typically on-sight.

"I have no idea why they hate me so much. We've never even talked."
"Maybe you need to go to reverse anger-management".
"Good idea. It's not like this is the first time it's happened".

by Haydoom July 30, 2009

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Assistent To The Regional Manager

Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend

Dwight Shrute: Assistent to the Regional Manager (michael Scott)

by metalowscream September 4, 2009

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Progressive Change Management

Progressive Change Management (PCM) is the collective set of activities leveraged to increase user adoption. PCM allows an organization to initiate change management activities early in the process and in parallel to the actual configuration of the system. As the project progresses closer to testing and training, the change management activities must increase in both frequency and in content depth.

By leveraging Progressive Change Management, the organization was able to reduce post go-live issues and support efforts.

by Uncaged June 20, 2014

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Trickle-down Management

Trickle-down management, similar to trickle-down economics, is when the people on the top shit on the people at a lower level than them and it is evenly distributed.
Helps if you're full of it.

This fucking stinks. Must be from trickle-down management.

by soulseth February 3, 2015

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human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013

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Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.

Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.

by Chaosmanager December 28, 2011

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