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1. the G.O.A.T.
2.Starred in "Paul Blart Mall Cop."
3. Does a great orangutan impression.
Mike- Is that Dan Martin over there.
Oliver- Yeah, is he stuck in the door.
Mike-Classic Dan.
A small “college town” made up of about 6 thousand students and 2-3 local bars, a Walmart, and a handful of local restaurants to choose from. Mostly country folk come from around the west Tennessee and middl Tennessee area to attend a cheap state school where they can complain that there’s nothing to do. Home to the greatest American passtime, rho omnicron tau. Aside from going to class, people’s lives here consist of smoking, a pike party, then a local bar.
To have extra special fun you may be inclined to drive to Union City, Jackson, or Memphis if the occasion is particularly special and you aren’t satisfied with the local accommodations. Dixieland Delight is the de facto school anthem and chapter song of the Kappa Alpha Order fraternity (although it can be heard sung quite often at Pi Kappa Alphas parties, which for some reason are much more popular, where the local Martin pikes will sing the KA version where everyone chants, “KA, fuck pike”).
Bunch o KAs and AGRs and Pikes and sorority girls at the Slide and Rides Saloon: “...Make a little lovin (all night) on a Tennessee Martin Wednesday Night (wooo hooo) it’s my life (kaaa aaa) oh so right (FUUCK PIIIKE) my Dixielaaand Delight”
Girl 1: Martin TN is so dead there’s nothing to do here. What are we gonna do!?
Girl 2: ok let’s smoke this blunt then drive to union city and go to that new restaurant! Then after that we’ll go to Caddies.
Girl 1: Alright grab my juul and let’s go!
Tio martin is a sus looking person with a gay intent. other than looking hot he has really sexy lips. tio martin. is born in indonesia and he really loves asian girls. The godess of Music and the god of jazz
"tio who do you like"
Tio Martin: "I like girls with Y in their first name"
The fuck boi of all fuck boi's. A man who has a small penis and tries to find fault in everyone else so you cannot see his.
Dude you just got Warren Martined
Immaculately gay.
He likes to live la vida loca
while he plays with his poker
watch him being so totally gay
with his mincing walk and his hip-sway
given the chance he'd like to be in drag
but he looks like a smartly dressed fag
so come on Ricky Martin, the boys say you're hot
shake yo booty and show 'em what you've got.....
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a drug dealer, who typically smokes crack at Rakvere
Yo, wanna buy some drugs from Karl-Martin
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gayer than gay. so gay that you were worried your gayness may affect your career only to realise many years later that your career was because of your gayness.
"work has imposed new restrictions on internet access."
"what a ricky martin thing to do"
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