Hugo Martin is a chunky boy who is the creative director at ID software, with their most recent game: Doom Eternal.
Person 1: "Hey, who is that person that you're so fucking obsessed by?"
Person 2: "Hugo Martin"
The fuck boi of all fuck boi's. A man who has a small penis and tries to find fault in everyone else so you cannot see his.
Dude you just got Warren Martined
1. the G.O.A.T.
2.Starred in "Paul Blart Mall Cop."
3. Does a great orangutan impression.
Mike- Is that Dan Martin over there.
Oliver- Yeah, is he stuck in the door.
Mike-Classic Dan.
Immaculately gay.
He likes to live la vida loca
while he plays with his poker
watch him being so totally gay
with his mincing walk and his hip-sway
given the chance he'd like to be in drag
but he looks like a smartly dressed fag
so come on Ricky Martin, the boys say you're hot
shake yo booty and show 'em what you've got.....
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a drug dealer, who typically smokes crack at Rakvere
Yo, wanna buy some drugs from Karl-Martin
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gayer than gay. so gay that you were worried your gayness may affect your career only to realise many years later that your career was because of your gayness.
"work has imposed new restrictions on internet access."
"what a ricky martin thing to do"
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Martin likes guys and one of the guys he likes is Eric when he is close to Eric he says you have a really big dick fuck me daddy and Eric did when they were fucking he says faster harder daddy
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