Romtown massive is the most dangerous gang in the U.K. If u speak they name ur gonna get stab
Leave me alone or I get romtown massive on u Joao a fat cunt who's the biggest snake
A severely overweight woman that exists out there. Beware, they are picky eaters and may make you waste upwards of $15000 on a relationship you do not want to be in.
Something that is very very very small.
That penis is massive small
A large gay is defined by, someone adopted from two gays.
Both gays are poor, have no friends, do drugs.
Hey John were you born?
I was born from two fags
You are massive gay
A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!
Person2: no it’s not...
Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.
A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?
Mike: It's not that hot.
Josh: Mate, you're sweating.
Mike: I'm fine.
Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.
Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.
Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism