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something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.
woman: i just had my period.
man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon
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When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*
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When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.
Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip
In the 2002 film, Ana Faris offers to spend time with Angela Bettis after Bettis compliments Faris's neck. This was a hint to Bettis's character that simultaneous lesbian oral sex was an option for their time together. It's a simple reference to standard sexual position sixty nine.
Hey Clarissa, would you like to come back to my apartment after this female-only wine tasting and eat some melons?
means shoot ya head (Also cash your melon)
Dat nigga a Cash ya melon fast.
Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it
(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits
(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.