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A super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. Shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like Meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child's metabolic systems.
Sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.
*Note* Will probably be a class 1 controlled substance (much like Extacy) in the near future.
Little Andy has been bouncing on his bed like a Jack Russell Terrier for two hours straight, the influence of Meth Tarts is most obvious at this juncture.
My five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her Daddy fed her Meth Tarts again!
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an accumulation of aggressive behavior, schizophrenia, minor wrinkles and dramatic facial shadows as well as lower-to middle class behavior on the verge of becoming a local immigrant.
man, i got so methed out i went on disability-- boomde!
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You take a shower where it is extremely cold because you need to be more alert.
Dustin- I need to make some moves but I don't want to get up
Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)
A flat black 1984 Ford F-150 owned by "woody" with 35" tires that roll the mean streets of North West Arkansas. This vehicle is often seen with a Chain saw sheathed between the toolbox and the bed.
Big Red: "what the fuck is that horribly loud sound?"
Lil' Red: (while looking at the security camera in the living room) "It seems to be a large military assault vehicle in need of some restoration."
Big Red: "Dude! Grab my weights, that looks like woody's meth mobile."
Lil Red: (Grabbing them with "the claw".) "Where'd the AAA's go?!?!?!?"
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When you create a would-be image of what a person would look like at their current age if they were a meth addict.
His meth progressed photo makes him look just like his grandpa although he’s only 45 years old!
An explosion that takes place within a meth lab. Usually caused by some dumbass kicking over some chemicals cause they decided to get high one to many times. The explosion kills most of the people inside or gives them severe chemical burns and blinds them.
"Hey dude, pass me some meth."
"OK"
(10 minutes later)
"I think I'm gonna go get a beer."
(kicks over dangerous chemicals)
"SHIT"
(meth lab explosion)
police find bodies
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When someone says something completely weird or absurd you must quickly respond with the phrase "Sure, at the meth lab" like he/she was high on crystal meth when this happened.
Girl: Last night I had a dream where I rode a pink dragonfly.
Boy: Sure, at the meth lab.