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A mexican-american that was never in touch with his mexican heritage, unexpectedly starts listening to mexican music and speaks more spanish.
My brother was always into to hip-hop music and out of nowhere he becomes a reborn mexican.
Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.
Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.
The outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local Mexican restaurant.
After that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to The Home Depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.
It refers to a no-win/no-lose situation. It does not require three participants; two is enough.
There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.
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The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus
"Dude, lets go mexican Typhoon Matt."
"Yeah, hes asking for one"
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About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.
The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.
Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant Mexican Time...
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