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A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
To have sex
friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
person:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
person: microwave this pussy
When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.