When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves
Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)
Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot
Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.
I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up
Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.
adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.
The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.