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It's 12:00 at night, I'm off to bed.
Okay, Good Midnight!
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get a glass of milk and put a healthy load in it and put it in your refridgerator. Have some friends come over and ask any if they want a drink. Give them a drink and say you only have a glass of milk leftover for one person. Give them the Midnight Milk and laugh when there done.
So Ethan and Zach came over last night and I gave Ethan the Ol' Midnight Milk ha the fag didnt even know either!
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Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.
Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.
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Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.
Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..
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When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out
Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.
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In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.
After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.
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