Sweaty Mike

Defines someone who tries very hard to be good at something. This is usually due to competitive nature or the need to feel accepted. Tryhard

Geez,Colin is such a Sweaty Mike!

Mike R

The definition of hypebeast. Total beast tennis player (of course).

Who's Mike R? "buy hypebeast stuff then resell it to dave"-nam

Magnum MIke

Cockiest fucking creep to ever grace the halls of the Tolland building in the North campus of UCONN Storrs.

Magnum Mike drinks "80 beers" a night and believes it appropriate to wear only his boxer briefs on any occasion

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Mike Dirnt

A dirty whore

"Mike Dirnt's a dirty whore"

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Mike Scully

1) The greatest Executive Producer "The Simpsons" has ever seen.

2) One of the best writers in television.

Guy 1: "Dude want to watch The Simpsons? Marge be not Proud is on."

Guy 2: "That ep was written by Mike Scully wasn't it?"

Guy 3: "BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!"

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no pussy for mike

When one man believes he has game yet there is always no pussy for him

Just tell your freind, "There is no pussy for mike"

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Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?

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