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Mitched

lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit

Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched

by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022


Mitched

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.

Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.

by Mitched April 24, 2017


A Mitch

When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.

In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.

by Rozersedge February 2, 2019


Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.

I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.

by Jmurr227 December 8, 2022


Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.

"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"

by Demockej January 16, 2018


Mitch Maddie

Not only handsome, but extremely successful, as well.

Wow, that guy is a real Mitch Maddie.

by Your pretty cool coworker January 1, 2020


the mitch pose

A photo that is used to call out another over the internet. Usually in a board on forums, this type of photo is nothing extravagant, but is instead a pose of quiet challenging. This type of photo brings legions of followers in these internet wars.

Let's all do the MITCH POSE!!!!!

by Leon Natsume December 25, 2007