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A robust Woman of Tyrolean Origin
Always on the look out for her Mountain Man this alpine beauty has a whole lot of love to give... and one or two schnitzels
Frau Hospiz
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A butch gay man that grew up in the mountains; riding horses, chasings cows, working on the ranch, riding dirtbikes, wrenching on cars, drinking and fistfighting with the cousins. Just a good old country fag, not some sissy la la little queen.
David's a Mountain-Fag, he ain't afraid to drink some whiskey and get in a fistfight. Unlike Stephen who is a screaming little queen, and might break a nail if he gets in a fight.
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chuff mountain is a gay mans buttocks
So called because its a mountain flesh with a tunnel sunk into it.
Dave gave it some horn as he steamed up chuff mountain and drove the pink cadillac into bourneville boullevard
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Mountain Lakes rocks, and so does every one in it... I heart ML
"hey, are you from Mountain Lakes?"
"Yea, why?"
"O, I was gonna say, your pretty cool... I wish i lived there, thats where ALL the cool kids live..."
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A Rocky Mountain is a delicious alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 quarters Mountain Due and 1 quarter rum, served on the rocks.
Davey: hey Ian were out of coke, pass me the mountain due and rum.
Ian: are you making a rum and mountain due over there?
Davey: yes i am and its going to be delicious.
Ian: what an amazing drink. Were going to call it a Rocky Mountain
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The Mountain Jew is a small, almost human creature which vaguely resembles a cross between a goat and a human Jew. It dwells in the rocky mountain outcrops of the Himalayas. They are widely renound for the fluid they create which is drained and sold as a popular soft drink. This drink is commonly known as Mountain Dew and is most commonly found in the USA.
"That darn Mountain Jew took my gold. Them darn mountain Jews are a manky pest..."
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Basically the most awesome place in the world, especially Chattanooga. We get the snow, we get the cooler temperatures, we get the sunsets. Above all, Lookout Mountain dominates Signal Mountain in everything, especially coolness, importance to the world, awesomeness, and quality of men (and women).
"Lookout Mountain, isn't that that place that basically made Chattanooga, brought us the Luptons, Coca Cola, Moon Pies, and basically everything else that's cool?"
"Yes."
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