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A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.
I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
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The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.
Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN
Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?
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A female's clitorus or vagina region.
Eric can you rub your finger on my mouse pad!?
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the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.
"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"
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The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.
I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.
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A hot dog bun with a fucking dead mouse inside.
Hey! Look at that mouse dog, its hot dog bun with a mouse inside.
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Urban myth, A small, dirt-faced, caucasian female residing in Blackrock, Dublin area near dumpsters and DART stations. It is rumoured to cary caffiene in it's veins instead of blood. Estimated heartbeat of 190bpm, sighted around arty coffee shops hanging off the shoulder of home-made-cigarette-smoking wanabes. Collects multicoloured scarves and hats.
Mouse-Girl: Heyguysifoundsomemorescarvesyouwannamakeascififilmicanbethehotgirlificleanthedirtoffamyface!
/High-Pitched
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