Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

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Mud Bogging

Like motorboating except between the cheeks.

I went mud bogging on that hoe!

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Mud on the tires

A term to describe when your having anal sex with either a man or woman and he/she accidentally/purposefully defecates all over your balls.

Damn man I was fucking this slut in the ass last night and she totally put some mud on the tires!.

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Nut Mud

n. ejaculate; cum; sperm

Originates from Smodcast (Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier podcast) Episode 91 at the 52:44 mark where guest Malcolm Ingram credits uber-producer Scott Mosier with the genesis of the term.

"After the Nut Mud leaves my dick, I'm done. I'm very self-loathing."

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mud nugget

Noun. Usually the final bit of shit that your strain to get out, splashing into the water with a satisfying plop

You gonna be long in the toilet man? Nah, just squeezing out a couple of mud nuggets

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drop mud

to take a rather large shit, usually coffee-induced.

I think Eddie went to drop mud, probably a nice 2-3 cupper. He's been guzzling coffee all morning.

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Mud Baby

An unusually large turd.

The creature is not from this world, but it uses our bathrooms - and leaves a basketball-sized mud baby behind.

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