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A nickname for someone who is close to your heart or just someone you love that has similar features of a muffin. Warm, sweet, a blessing to have, enjoyable, makes you happy..
I can't wait to see my Stink muffin
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Someone who is totally awesome, funny, melts your heart, cute, and tastes like yummers.
My sweetie Jen is such a dork muffin, but that is why I love her. *kisses her* Yummers... ;D
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Someone who is extremely snuggable and loves to snuggle. Snuggle Muffins often enjoy snuggling up to Snuggle Heads and falling asleep. A fluffy muffin to aid snugglement.
Snuggle Muffins love Snuggle Heads.
I am desperate for snuggles, where is my Snuggle Muffin!?
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the female version of the so-called tea-bag (originated from Halo and Arielle's basement)
"Last night, I thought I was getting tea-bagged, but I looked up and it was a MUFFIN DROP!"
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A term that means that you're pro-domestic violence. In the early 1900s when women asked "can we vote too?" they were asked to show their clams and dance out of the voting booths as people (men) threw desserts at them.
In 1929, the great great grandson of Abraham Lincoln famously said "I cannot tell a lie. Some of these bitches clams do stink, but there's no reason to make them do a Muffin Dance. They should be allowed to vote too." Women's henceforth could vote, and EVERYONE had muffins.
"I thought this whole trip was gonna be a muffin dance."
"Surely you've heard the term muffin dance before."
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Speed fucking the bitch, causing heat sores.
Dwayne: "Wassup with yo girl?"
Leonard: "I wuz burnin the muffin last night ..."
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to kiss or lick the flab of flesh that overhangs a women's waist band or tube top( there muffin top)
when you lick someones muffin so that they don't want to eat it any more
I want to muffin lick that muffin top
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