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1.Man gets a condom, and puts it on his dick
2.He dips his dick in hotsauce
3.He inserts a knife into the girl's pussy
4.He fucks the girl for a very painful fuck, causing alot of moaning
Your mom wouldn't stop screaming after i gave her a muslim curry dip
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Faiza, Fatima, Insha, Alizeh, Aliza, Khansa, Aiza, Imaan, Maham, Fara.
Some muslim girl names. May be useful!
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When you and your friend already made all the come backs you can, and this is your only last rhyming opinion of a comeback.
Melanie: your mom’s a big gay
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian
Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
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A phrase coined after the September 11 attacks. Basically it describes a situation that Muslims claim to experience when flying. Basically Muslims are being profiled and have extra security measures taken before the are allowed to get on a plain. Due to the fact that all of the terrorists who high jacked the plans were from a misguided and insane sect of the Muslim religion. That does not know the true meaning of the Koran.
A Muslim meeting the profile of a terrorist can expect to experience Flying while Muslim when they try to board a plain.
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this is a term given to someone who looks a little ethnic and has armpit hair. (Can not be used on an actual muslim, just someone who's skin color is a little tan for laughter effects).
Person 1: oh my gosh look at her arms!
Person 2: We have a muslim with armpit hair in our midsts.
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When you’re taking a shit and the lightbulb in the bathroom explodes causing you to aggressively shit your pants
Tom: damn I just experienced the Muslim flea flicker.
Brandon: holy shit dude, are you ok?
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A based chad ( alpha male ) who is Muslim and tries to remain in-between radical Muslim and liberal Muslim and be a good person according to Islam except sometimes being a bit racist and trolling the arrogants
Ali : he's a Muslim giga chad
Smith : what does it mean
Ali : he is a nice guy but if you didn't agree with him on his based opinions he will troll you
Smith : based chad !
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