Fuck Mustard

Male ejaculate

I put fuck mustard on my sandwich.

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mustard face

The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.

"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."

"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."

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cut the mustard

Men who are unable to "cut the mustard" can more than compensate by simply LICKING THE LID.

She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?

He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.

She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!

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mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

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making mustard

Urinating into your partners anas during anal intercourse. Then continuing to thrust until the a yellow vicus substance excites feom the body.

I was making mustard in your sister last night.

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Dusty Mustard

Is the substance that exits a girls anus when she flatulates after someone urinated inside of her colon.

Heather just shot dusty mustard in Brandon’s face after he pissed in her butt. Those two are strange.

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Mustard Flower

When you break an egg (just the yoke) over someone's butthole and then pop the yoke.

Or when one's anus gets pounded into Oblivion and then bloody semen leaks from their hole leaving a mustard type look.

I plunged my meat into that guys hole, giving him a huge mustard flower

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