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The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."
"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."
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Men who are unable to "cut the mustard" can more than compensate by simply LICKING THE LID.
She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?
He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.
She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!
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a man with mustard on his nuts
when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
im gonna give her a mustard nuts
hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts
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Is the substance that exits a girls anus when she flatulates after someone urinated inside of her colon.
Heather just shot dusty mustard in Brandon’s face after he pissed in her butt. Those two are strange.
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When you break an egg (just the yoke) over someone's butthole and then pop the yoke.
Or when one's anus gets pounded into Oblivion and then bloody semen leaks from their hole leaving a mustard type look.
I plunged my meat into that guys hole, giving him a huge mustard flower
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When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass
I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover
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