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Niggle Neil is a mythical character part of the folklore of a local town in Hurstville New South Wales in Sydney Australia. Niggle Neil is known by the locals to lie and trick the locals into believing his fantastical stories. Some of the local children fondly refer to him as Niglis Piglis sometimes.
O my good news I’ve been bamboozled by Niggle Neil, I can’t believe I actually fell for his Dunbar rover lie!
When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.
Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”
For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive
the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO
person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥
Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?