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The greatest, best pimpest most gangster football team in history they are the shit. GIANTS ELI ELI ELI ELI G-MEn I LOVE THE GIANTS
yO THE GIANTS ARE THE GREATEST EVERY OTHER TEAM SUCKS
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A group of individuals who collectively and persistently neglect their duties.
The errant soldiers were charged with being a New York Legislature because they left their posts without permission.
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The New York Grinch, or also known as the Grinch, is a person who steals the timberlands, or timbs, of someone in December in New York City.
That nigga stole my timbs, he is a New York Grinch.
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The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.
Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.
A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.
Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
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Everybody trys this place out then hates it for the rest of their life.
New York City - I hate this place.
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The city that never sleeps...
and...
never stops smelling like cigarette smoke..... :X
(AKA: NYC, the big apple)
Doctor : I'm sorry you have lung cancer
Patient: HOW??? I never smoked in my life?!?!?
Doctor: I saw your Facebook.... you went to New York City... right?
Patient: Ohhhhh that explains it!...
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An unpopular brand of guitars.
guy 1: dude, you play guitar?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: electric?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: is it a fender stratocaster or a gibson sg?
guy 2: nope, its a new york pro
guy 1: what?
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