One of the best movies ever. Two brothers, Doug and Steve Boutabi, try to get into a new club called the Roxbury, and fail, until they meet someone who can get them in. Hiliarious, was a clip from Saturday Night Live, and they made it into a movie without Jim Carrey.
Night at the roxbury is one of the funniest movies ever.
"I WAS LIKE EMILLIOOOOO!"
"YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR CAR, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!"
"YEAH CAUSE WE'RE LIKE SLEEPING WHEN WE HAVE THEM!"
"sup sup sup sup sup"
"STEVE"
"I'm sorry it's hottie overload in here."
"Take it slow."
"OK 1,2,3, Sup? 234 Sup?"
"BOOOOOOOP BOUPPPPP BOOOOP BOUUUPPPP."
"what are you doing?"
"that's an ambulence, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart"
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pantssssaaahh!"
"STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS"
"IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A CLUB WITH A JUNGLE THEME!"
"YOU'RE A JUNGLE THEME!!!!!"
"Dewy, did you just grab my ass?"
"Sir from where I'm standing, it's a physical impossibility"
"I know your tricks Dewy"
"ROXBURY, ROXBURY ROX- Hey whats up, you from outta town? you wanna little bit of this? HOW ABOUT SUMMA THAT!?"
"I'm sorry, I have trouble hearing things so low to the ground!"
"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."
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When a group of people spend an extremely fine night out.
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One who performs dentistry under the cover of darkness, often covertly.
In order to keep his root canal a secret, Jimbo enlisted the services of a night dentist he found advertised in "Soldier of Fortune."
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A name, verb, or exclamatory phrase used to denote someone or some action that qualifies as a creeper or stalker and is usually a pedophile. The term is believed to have originated from a real-life stalker-creeper who called himself the "Night Jackal" for a user name on the Internet, was caught masturbating at a local theater in the middle of a Jonas Brothers movie, and is now something of a local celebrity.
Person: Dude, you know that Rahul kid? I heard he invited a group of child trick-or-treaters inside his house and locked the door and chased them around.
Person 2: Oh man! What a night jackal!
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Masturbation night is a celebration. You masturbate with your friends.
And its totally not gay!
There is only three rules.
1. You must bring your own porn.
2. Looking is okay, but touching is not allowed.
3. No women allowowed..
Hey buddy, can you lend me a hand? ---quote from masturbation night
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A massive lan party that lasts all night with people playing the Xbox game Halo. Because of the length of these parties, mental breaks are included for boxing and pot-smoking.
There's going to be a halo night at Steven's this weekend, so don't forget to bring your tv.
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A harlot, a whore, a woman of the night.
That girl has no class when it comes to men. She gets around like a night-butterfly.
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