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The Ninja pig is a domestic animal that is damm fat pug who can jump 2 times their damm height boi so yeah. MADE!!!! BY Calvin Wellman/ Ryan Nash inspired by Max the ninja pig/pug
Sing this: Can he fly no he can't he just a ninja pig who farts rainbow
Noun: A television show which originally aired on Japanese television, known as Sasuke there, in between dramas. It features contestants trying to complete the four difficult stages on Mount Fujiyama. It now appears on G4 and many American viewers are transfixed by the ridiculousness of the course, but also at the contestants atheleticism.
Verb: To attack a series of obstacles with a lack of fear, determination, and strength.
N: Did you see commercial fisherman Makoto Nagano race up the final obstacle on Ninja Warrior. That motherfucker is crazy, i saw him practicing on his bigass fishing boat. I bet he smells like cod.
V: Oh shit, this is nice. Watch me ninja warrior over this fence, across that pole, up the stairs, swim through that pond, and hit the oak tree at the end of the street. It's goin to be fucking nuts. I bet I can do it in like 25 seconds.
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To tuck one's boner up into his waistband quickly while nobody is looking to avoid it being noticed.
At the same time Jon had a full boner, the teacher called him up to the board. He performed a ninja tuck and nobody was the wiser.
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A ninja bitch is a woman who realizes a friend is attracted to her sexually and intentionally uses that attraction to manipulate him (term originated from the intellectual whores/ladder "theory" of male/female relationships).
She knows he fixed her computer because he's sweet on her. She wants "to be friends". What a ninja bitch!
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When you're on Live Messenger and you tell people you're signing off then you change your status to "Appear Offline"...like so people think you have signed off but you're actually lurking in the msn shadows, waiting to pounce when someone cooler signs in.
Rach: "Here how can you be talkin it says ur offline"
Gill: "It's cool im on ninja mode so nobody else annoys me."
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A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.
The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.
Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool
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person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves
Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.