fruit cocktail

while in the act of mooning someone, tucking you penis between your thighs exposing your dick head to whomever your mooning

as the school bus passed by i wanted to give them i surprise so when i mooned them i threw in the fruit cocktail

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fruit-dog

(mellen-collie)
The absolute true state of melancholy one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

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fruit pop

a person who is gay, or acts like he is. Prissy, annoying, full of himself, mamas boy, liar, no respect for others, smart ass, hangs out at this weird restraunt with his whole family.

Devin is the biggest fruit pop that walked this planet.

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Butt Fruit

Fruit from ones Anal cavity.

Roger enjoyed munching casually on Kevins oderferous butt fruit.

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Fruit Bowl

A name for the annual football game in Louisville, Kentucky between St. Xavier and Trinity high schools. Alumni and students of the two schools consider it to be an important event; others generally do not care about it.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Don: I'm going to the St. X - Trinity game.

Dan: You're going to the Fruit Bowl?

Don: Shut up!

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Fruit Valley

Of or pertaining to the area between genitals and anus.

Also known as: taint, chode, gooch, spaba.

That chick was so nasty she even licked my Fruit Valley.

That dude worked my clit, then my Fruit Valley before getting to my asshole.

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Fruit of the loom

The act of going down on a girl with a jolly rancher in your mouth, then inconspicuously spitting the candy into the vagina to be lost forever.

Girl: My basement smells like watermelon!
Other Girl: It must be the Fruit of the loom!

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