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The day after "Throwback Thursday," in which you don't care about people's posts on social media because you are sick of seeing pictures of douchebags from years previous.
The end of the week, and you are already mentally checked out of anything remotely having to do with work.
"I am sick of this TBT shit. I am ready to post a Fuck You Friday status telling people where they can go."
"Amy wanted me file those reports. I did right in the garbage can because it is Fuck You Friday!"
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When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.
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A "fuck you position" is a job that allows you to obtain enough sufficient capital funds strategically that your eventual wealth puts you in a position to tell your boss and/or his superiors "FUCK YOU", in the case that you get laid off or decide to leave for greener pastures.
"Hmmm... FUCK YOU", said Aaron, as he walked out of his boss's office after being given an important task vital to the company.
"Damn, kid! You have a great FUCK YOU POSITION!" exclaimed his friend Brian.
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A nasty remark given when people are all up in your business.
I give a hearty "fuck you" to those people who were so much in my grill when they needed not be.
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The amount of money it takes on a digital jukebox to skip everyone else's choices and play your song next.
I've got $3, which is fuck you money at this jukebox.
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The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.
I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.
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The amount of time a parent spends waiting for their child to conform to a parental expectation or rule.
Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"
Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."
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