Random
Source Code
Random
n. The act of opening one's backdoor, that is, anal sex
"Hey, you know I wanna be your backdoor key, its about time I opened it up"
John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"
only privilegge for kei, kei can say anything and it will and can be blamed on the person aimed
kei has kei privilegge
Patience is key. When you rush you may not succeed.
Nonono don't rush, patience is key.
The F25 key is extremely dangerous. If you press the F25 key, you will be obliterated into the 125th dimension, which is actually a tardis according to some sources. One known victim of the F25 key is an unknown girl, who pressed it and then was never found again.
Girl: Are you ready for this? Promise not to tell. I'm gonna hit the F25 key, get ready!-
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*
When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.
“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”
“Was it a key flinger?”
Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.
Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.
The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.
Jane "Did you just make me queef?"
Jack "No, I just turned the key."