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They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
Melissa is the most sweetest kindest and cutest person ever. She has the most kindest soul ever
She is such a beautiful stunning and gorgeous woman. She is such an amazing actor and person 🫶🏼
Person 1: do you know who Melissa O’Neil is
Person 2: wait who even is that
Person 1: what planet are you living on
A girl who will be a virgin and still be 40 years old. She is also always in a Colombian group chat.
Please pray for la virgin Melissa
The most stunningly gorgeous, wholesome, kindest, most magnanimous child actress ever to grace the small screen. Born on Easter Sunday. Specializes in tame rom-coms, especially with Mario Lopez. Currently occupied as a mother and a vlogger.
Melissa Joan Hart is America's sweetheart.
She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.
Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.
The alleged body double that, as a conspiracy theory said, "replaced Avril Lavigne after she died in 2003 following the release of her debut album Let Go."
First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.
Melissa Vandella is supposed to be some body double of Avril Lavigne, but that's probably just as silly as the "Paul is dead" urban legend
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
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FUCK.
A female that owns tattoo equipment yet refuses to give a human being a tattoo also at a fairly young age u can be pretty positive she will be the neighborhood cat lady and 35 strays.
Melissa kaye collected 6 more cats yesterday while on the porch admiring her tattoo guns...