Crowsnest Pass

A town at the edge of the rocky mountains, in the south corner of Alberta, very close to both the US and British Columbia. Made of like, 5 crappy little towns together to make a big crappy town. Only cool on the second weekend of July, when everyone from southern Alberta packs into the town to watch fireworks and stuff. Good for camping, sight seeing, and quading, but a really, really shitty place to live.

Normal Person: Hey! Where do you live?
Hick: (Spits out tobbacco) Teh Crowsnest Pass...
Normal Person: BURN!

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pass the meatloaf

A game played by filthy people wherein the passer bursts into the bathroom while the blocker is sitting on the toilet and proceeds to attempt to poop between the blocker's legs. The blocker attempts to squeeze his or her thighs together tight enough to stop the poop from reaching its destination.

We need to get a lock on the bathroom door. Josephus keeps trying to pass the meatloaf when I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

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passing gas

same a farting or breaking wind

"Because of her spicy dinner Sara was passing gas all through the date! She was so embarrassed."

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pass the troy

To pass a alcoholic drink to another a homie, passing the cup around the room for all to sip from.

Yo man pass me the troy!

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hazard pass

A term used to describe a dangerous pass of a blunt that may end up with the blunt being dropped and weed lost

Scott hazard passed me the blunt over the edge. I told him next time to step away from the balcony when he passes it.

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Clout Pass

A "Clout Pass" is a term used when a Man or Woman is just entering into actions of a sexual nature with a woman and bypasses the vagina - heading straight for the anal reagon.

Jack performed a Clout Pass on Jill last night and went straight for the brown.

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puff and pass

When one lights him/herself a joint, spiff, doobe, and proceeds to smoke it. He then does between one and three puffs from the joint, and then passes it to his/her friend. Then that friend proceeds to do the same procedure and that continues until everyone is equally high. :)

Yo, stop hoggin' that joint man. You know the rule: puff and pass man!