I don't think im ready for a realtionship

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply

Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk

I don't have many fucks left

I don't have many fucks left is When you really are on ur last nerve before SOMEONE SETS U TO THE DEEP END

I'm really starting to get to the point where I don't have many fucks left to give anymore because you're taking advantage of our friendship

I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

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I like it more than I don't

A quick response when asked if you like something and really don't but you don't have the balls to tell the truth.

Girlfriend: How do you like my new dress?

Boyfriend: "I like it more than I don't"

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I don't give a flip kitty

The opposite end of the career spectrum from a script kitty. The "I thought this interview was for an architect position. The code I write is so profound that learning a new language, or at least cutting and pasting snippets from an approved library is worth it. Don't you want me to focus on, you know, the technical problems?" kind of person.

Dawg, why he bounce from the interview? Yo, I ask him how to write a for loop and he just get up and walk off. Grabbed my 40 outta my hand drank it and just walked off. Pissed on the tire of my ride while he waited for his Uber. Dammm, bro, that dude a I don't give a flip kitty.

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i don't give a brass razoo

A saying when you don't care. Similar to "I don't give a shit" or "I don't give a fuck"

Girl 1: "I think she's jealous"
Girl 2: "Oh I don't give a brass razoo!"

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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

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