The War of Northern Aggression

the war that destroyed my family's land because they were mad that the south wanted to secede. god damn yankees.

General Sherman: We got the Walton property in georiga so we can turn it into a GOLF COURSE! (where the masters' are played today.)

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Northern Irish Lifts

YO HES A NORTHERN IRISH LAD FAM, YOUR TELLING ME HES FRIENDS WITH MR NO BRAIN (AKA AC LIFTS) AND NIL POSTS YOUTUBE CONTENT AS WELL, WHY NOT DROP A SUB TO HIS CHANNEL

Northern Irish Lifts Meets AC Lifts In Belfast To Surf Elevators

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Northern ontario tuxedo

Variation on the canadian tuxedo, where the collar of the jean jacket worn is covered in either fur or fake fur.

Whoa, it must be cold outside, Guy's sporting the Northern Ontario tuxedo today.

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Northern Line Mistral

The rush of delivery across the face and in the hair as felt by the service end of a hand job upon delivery of payload.

“Following a rather pleasant hand job from the wife she remained in the agreed relief posture, on her knees in front of me like a Mumbai Street Child, as I delivered the money shot. Having been a good couple of days since Dave & the twins were deployed in anger the volume of delivery was ample and it blew across her face and through her hair as if she had just stepped from the tube into the underground labyrinth that is the subterranean Waterloo and felt the first rush of the Northern Line Mistral.”

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Northern Michigan University

A University in the UP of Michigan with more guns, trucks, and rednecks than textbooks.

"Where are you going to college?"

"Northern Michigan University."

"Bummer."

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Northern Arizona University

University for Arizona residents that are too dumb to go to Arizona State or Arizona University. Only complete sub 70 on the IQ scale morons from out of state make the decision to go to this school.

I got a 640 on my SAT's so I'm going to Northern Arizona University

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Northern Irish Scum

A person from northern ireland who uses phrases such as:

'Yeoooo'
'Get her bucked' (GHB)
'Lyk'
'Ragin'
'Your ma'
'ill do your windies in'
'Scoundered'
'nordie'
'aye right'
'o right?'
'Fer dig'
'glunter'
'craic'
etc.

Someone who is probably inbred and can be called a 'steak', 'chav', 'spide' etc.

Someone who would go into Belfast to 'Go watch the bands lyk'

If female is likely to have a baby under the age of 15.

someone who does not posess the intelligence to go to theyre own home and feels the need to sit out on the streets with theyre mates and that constitutes for them '' A day out''

You can tell if they are northern irish Scum by:

Their pitifully ugly faces.

Tracksuits.

Peirced Ear.

A bottle of cheap cider or 'Bucky'
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.

Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.

Ugly cheap gold jewellery

They Seem to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.

Davison: is walking along the road to go to his local shop to pick up some groceries.

Scumbag: Ere son, u got any fegs?(scum talk for ciggarettes)

Davison: No sorry i don`t smoke.

Scumbag: Dont be so cheeky u wee english cunt

Davison runs away like little girl but doesnt get far because of his bad knee and down syndrome.

Scumbag catches up quickly and beats the shit out of Davison...

Above was a typical example of what happens when northern irish scum are on the streets, often in northern irelands scum populated areas such as the shankill.

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