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When you’re done taking a piss and you put your pants back on and a bit sprays out of your dick onto your pants
Dude I totally ocean sprayed myself at the bar last night
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Term used to describe marijuana after Memorial day and before Labor day, hence summer.
After I get my ocean breeze, I won't even remember this summer!
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Term used for marijuana after Memorial day and before Labor day...hence the summer time.
After I get my ocean breeze, I won't even remember this summer!
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When an artist (usually music) says that they're about to release new content but never do.
Person 1: Hey, when is (insert artist name here) dropping their new album? It was suppose to drop today.
Person 2: Who knows. They probably caught Frank Ocean disease.
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When a poker player is so dominant, that he eliminates/bankrupts/discourages the weaker, fishier players from playing, he boils the ocean and kills all the fish.
Nick goes to the casino, and he makes thousands of dollars every week playing poker against other players. I'm wondering how long they can afford to play against him, he's boiling the ocean.
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When a person bites both ends off a piece of Twizzlers licorice and then inserts it in another persons anus leaving a bit of the licorice exposed. They then pour fireball whiskey down the straw and suck it back out.
Things took an unexpected turn at my buddy's bachelor party when John tried to give Mark an Ocean City Hurricane. He had a hard time getting the straw to stay in since Mark and Scottie had done so much felching the night before. They almost decided to do a Kansas Tornado instead.
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The epic ending song of the album "Twilight of the Thunder God" by Amon Amarth. It's about a man who's been away from his homeland and how he dies on his journey back. It is a compilation of brutality, sorrow and pure metal, showing how melodic a metal song can exactly get.
You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.
By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
Embrace of the Endless Ocean had me shedding tears.
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