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A crappy all white school with even crappier people. They think they are being diverse by calling everything politically incorrect. Even though there’s like only 3 non white kids in the grade. The homework is insane and the school doesn’t give two fucks about your mental health. The kids that go there are close minded, spend all their time simping and thinking they are alpha male gigachads. Duke school will make you extremely depressed and they will not help you. If your lucky enough you will have David as a teacher. If you go there, god save you because they cannot.
Kid: “I go to Duke school!”
Me: “RUN”
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A water bottle, or other liquid carrying vessel used exclusively for strong alcoholic beverages, especially for taking to parks and other areas where alcoholic drinks are prohibited. Usually colored, to hide any suspicious looking liquid, may also be clear if used with gin and tonics or other clear drinks with gin or vodka. This concept was invented by someone who didn't want their regular water bottle to smell like raspberry schnapps for a week. This is a proper noun
Let's take our Duke Nasty to the park.
I am having a picnic. I just have to add the vodka to my Duke Nasty.
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Another word for a handjob, although funnier and less over-used. Grade 7-8 is a great time for Hand-dukes.
"buddy on the left there got a hand-duke from 'er in the shower!"
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When a woman is giving oral pleasure to a man, and commences to gag, but still makes the man deliver a load with a handjob, whilst gagging.
My buddies girlfriend was boasting the other night about how she gave him a Duke Sandwich. I informed her that I hadn't the slightest idea of what she spoke of, and in turn, she performed the most insatiable Duke Sanwich any man has ever come to know, on me.
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Another word for father, dad, daddy
"I am not allowed to sleep over at your house because my poppa dukes is an asshole"
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mama dukes is southern mother
a southern boy will call their mom mama dukes.
Johnny- Mama dukes will be back, she went to the corner store to get some Milk for Pa'
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The name you call the women who gave birth to your spouse, Because the term "mother-in-law" isn't just a mouthful but is associated with a women who is over bearing & feels no other person is good enough for her child, where as a Mama Dukes is just the opposite! She is to her daughter/son in law what Mother Theresa is to a three legged dog. She is a saint & will literally stop everything to make sure they have everything they need to get through the day, week, year, even life! She is a loyal friend who thinks she's narcissistic in that she only dose what she dose to make herself look good & to be everything to everyone, but is really just being what every good mother should be! She's the cool mom who lives to wine & dine everyone & will never turn down & or never not
puff puff pass a good toke! She treats people how she wants to be treated & better, As well as being over attentive to her grandchildren! Lol! She's beautiful inside and out & will make you orzo soup when you are sick, & even when your not (but say you are lol). She supports your questionable decisions in your life (i.e. if you want to wear Faerie wings where ever you go and or go and have liposuction) if you are paying your own bills and live under your own roof (especially if she lives with you lol) & will be your biggest cheerleader to encourage you along the way!
She is a roll model as well as a mentor as well as so many other things there are aren't enough words to describe as she will never let you down.
My Mama Dukes is the best in the world!
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