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A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your
life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.
A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure
Someone who leaves a room of people who dont miss them when they leave to say they're going out to party, when really theyre going out on a desperate search for another group of people who hasn't rejected them yet, that way they won't end up riding around alone, with nobody caring where they are except themself.
The vacater is leaving the room, that should take the edge off everybody left in here a bit, it's nice when everybody is not on edge, and someone they dont trust isn't there with them. After all it's the vacater that wants other people around them, not the other way around.
When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.
"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.
A corenator that is getting pregnant with 4 men and is creaming so hard he makes a cum bucket.
"Hey, Im gonna commit Coren on Vacation"
basically when someone’s going to a mental hospital they can’t have shoe laces hoodies strings or anything you can hang yourself with
bob:i tried to kill myself
ricky:oh word
bob:yeh my mom said imma go on a laceless vacation
ricky:well man see you at the mental hospital cuz same lmao
A temporary medical condition that effects Father’s while on vacation. Typical triggered by loud noises or repeated blows to the seat back. When this malady Occurs the fraternal elbow engages in a manner which generally strikes the person sitting behind them in the car, train, plane or ship.
My vacation elbow was acting up when I had to drive from New York to Florida. Now both my kids have black eyes.
When you put soda in a cooler on vacation and its harder to open because the aluminum shrinks.
I cant open this it has Vacation Soda.