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When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
The best 2D scrolling beat-em-up ever!
Totally amazing.
Lead cast: Cody, Guy, Haggar, Rolento, Sodom / Katana, El Gado, Axl, Slash, Belger, Abigail, Damnd / Thrasher, Jessica, Hugo / Andore...loads others.
Capcom's finest hour.
"I really like Street Fighter"
"Why?"
"Cos it has kick-ass Final Fight characters in!"
A gamer fight is an argument between two gamers who are good friends with each other. The arguments are usually over one's way of thoughts towards things such as skill in a video game, one's fairness in a video game, or how someone acts in a video game. A general gamer fight has no victor, as they always end in a truce because the two people are good friends, and the topic is usually just as logical as a frozen fucking campfire. The fight can often occur in cross platforms such as Steam and Xbox Live, because one may leave a party, or be kicked, but the firebrand attitude of each warrior causes them to continue their fight on a different platform, until the inevitable end; and thus truth. Two good gamer fighters have these battles every two days or so; as it often only strengthens a friendship in the end. (Often abbreviated as simply "g fight" on the internet.)
John: Dude, you're such a fag.
Nick: What makes me a fag?
John: You're a faggot.
Nick: That's no answer.
John: This is such a trash-ass gamer fight.
Nick: True, let's end this shit.
John: Truce.
Nick: Truce.
An incident in Halo 3: When you have a Warthog setup so incredibly badass that it is like a mobile fight club, bringing pain and smirking revenge to all of its victims.
Rule #1: You can tell everyone about it.
Gavin and Connor are the fight hog originators and pros, causing havoc and mayhem wherever they bring the hog.
noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)
Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.
A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.
A. I want to watch that show.
B. That show sucks
C. Wanna remote fight for it?
A.B.C.-REMOTE FIGHT!
A challenge to fight. Usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.
An example of someone pulling the fighting card a little too soon:
A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?