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That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.
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In the Navy and Marine Corp there are 11 General Orders of a Sentry, however there are an unofficial twelfth and thirteenth referred to by many.
RDC to Recruit: "What is the "13th General Order of a Sentry?"
Recruit to RDC: "To walk my beat, beat my meat, and fuck/shoot anything within 50 feet."
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1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.
The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".
The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".
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v. 1. to date a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person, just because they provide cheap, easy, yet only mildly satisfying carnal, intellectual and/or social engagement. 2. To have friendship with a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person because they are willing to submit to you. 3. To do anything not becoming of a person your age in some vanity fueled attempt to regain the days of yore a la John Updike's Rabbit or that thirty year old coke head at the bar.
essentially, to order off the kids' menu means you are the one at the dinner table eating chicken fingers and pbj while everyone else is diggin' into some white asparagus foie gras dumplings with bourbon gastrique. The bar is low and you're applauding yourself for your meagre every day hurdles. You are (were) a communications or journalism major. Your reading threshold is humor (The Onion!) and graphic novels, and the people your age discuss Foucault with such aplomb it makes you cry at night into your girlfriend's soft, shiny, pubescent, strawberry smelling hair. You dropped out of college years ago, listen to emotive yet angry -core suffixed tunes, and ride bikes with a bunch of college students aping The Outsiders. You mosh and you are over 18. You watch cartoons when you aren't high. You put up with slobs as long as they adore you. You are still having one night stands every weekend you get drunk. Everytime you go to a bar you black out and you've been drinking legally for at least 3 years. You work at Borders.
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The plan Elmo has for the world. It involves bloody murdering Grover on TV and instilling fear into everyone, leting him control the world.
Elmo's New World Order will come soon!
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when an Indian man or woman is at a bakery and takes an excessively long time to pick out a cake and has no idea what frosting or cake even is. Often wastes the bakers time by taking a half hour to order a cake and the baker cannot finish his work for the night.
Jimmy: "Hey jeff, you were gone so long, why did it take so long to take that cake order?"
Jeff: "Oh, that was just another I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) Took forever, now i wont have time to set up the Italian bread.
Jimmy: "well looks like you got another I.C.O. waiting for you over there."
Jeff: "Dam, now i am never getting any work done tonight, Mr. Gettler is gonna kill me tomorrow."
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A person that excel in Shit Stirring. While a group of people may be known for Shit Stirring, this person is the leader of the pack.
Tech #1: Bob in Accounting called, he is unhappy with his computer again !
Tech #2: He is the Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order (SSOTHO) for a PITA department.
Tech #1: Yeah Buddy !