The simplest explanation for what Sarah Palin does is most likely that she is Sarah Palin.
Originally suggested by David Weigel at Slate, as a corollary to Occam's Razor
Me: Why did Sarah Palin decide to quit her bus tour?
DW: Dude--Palin's Razor. Because she's Sarah Palin.
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A common white trash just like Britney Spears or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other three, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity. The only difference is that Lady Gaga actually got talent.
Sarah Palin and the Cake Fart Girl are talented trailer trash with lots of buzz and hype but no brains.
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A situation that cannot be improved, despite hopes to the contrary.
This economy is headed into the dumps; it's really a Sarah Palin.
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1. A demonstrative bitch.
2. Dick Cheney after a sex change.
"You're such a Sarah Palin this time of the month." says Frank.
"Oh no you didn't!" responds Jackie.
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Republican Vice Presidential candidate and classic MILF.
Sarah Palin is a Mother I'd like to fuck just to say I fucked the Republican Vice Presidential candidate.
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See Siberian Slingshot, but instead of firing mixture towards any direction you must fire it in the direction of Russia.
Turn west so I can Palin Express your ass!
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