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paper fetish

To be so erotically or romantically into an anime or game character that you lose any desire for a real human. Called a "paper fetish" because the closest you'll ever get to action with them is fondling a sheet of paper.

The otaku has a paper fetish, because he turned down a date to jack off to pictures of Rei online.

by Rakshasa May 7, 2004

44๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper bag it

1 When you are having sex with a really ugly girl and you put a paper bag over her head to cover her uglyness
2 When your buddies make fun of you for liking a girl who is really ugly and you simply reply "paper bag it" as a response meaning "who cares"

"ewwww man you asked out that whale natasha?"
"Paper bag it!"

by Zach Cannuli June 23, 2005

52๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper raped

it is a situation one finds himself or herself frequently in college, when two or more papers are due in different classes in a short period of time. This results in staying up late, putting off everything else, and writing paper after paper until you feel like quitting school.

How to use this term:

You: "Sorry man, I can't do anything this week. I have two papers due today, one tomorrow, and one the next day."

Me: "Dang, you are totally getting paper raped right now."

You: "Yep, it sucks..."

by rab711 November 11, 2008

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White paper

An article in a peer-reviewed journal that uses faulty science, historical racism, and white supremacy as a means to justify continued racism and white supremacy.

Did you see that policy piece claiming that poverty caused by racism is actually the result of different "cultures"? Yeah, that's a real White paper alright. And now the American Heart Association is attacking affirmative action? That's a White paper too.

by Reflecting back August 3, 2020

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ball paper

verb. photographing one's testicles and setting the photo as the wall paper on someone else's phone without their knowledge.

Don't leave you're phone on the bar at the Coo Coo Nest. Kyle will ball paper it.

by jesse the destroyer July 25, 2014

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Anti-Paperism

The belief that paper is a waste of money, time, and resources and can be replaced by computers. Boomers are often opposed to it and so is the paper industry. A person who believes it is called an anti-paperist

Me: I believe in anti-paperism. There is no reason we need paper, all it does is waste resources
Boomer: But computers are hard to use and think about the paper industry
Me: Ok boomer

by mrguy122345 May 5, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper bag

a bag. made of paper.

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag?"
You: "No."

by hyperider April 30, 2018

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