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If a gay man becomes a woman via sex change and becomes a full on lesbian, what is his orientation? He-she can be regarded straight, because even with the absence of a ballsack, he still has the Y-chromosome, thus still a man. But legally, he's a woman...so what the fuck.
Can also be used to describe a lesbian woman becoming a man and turning gay.
Created by Mr. Garrison of South Park.
Mr. Garrison is a prime example of the Gay Tranny Paradox.
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When a woman decides to make a guy his best friend under one of these circumstances.
1. The guy likes her and she doesnt want to hurt his feelings. So she makes him her best friend as an effort to keep him from trying to sleep with her.
2. The woman and the dude are casual sex buddies.
Note: this only applies if the two are not actualy best friends.
Best Friend Paradox Version 1
Dude: I love you.
Chick: Awwww I love you too. You're my best friend.
Dude: Damn.
Version 2
Chick 2: Hey best friend. What are you doing tonight?
Dude 2: You.
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There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.
Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox
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This paradox related to Tom and Yair. Mali Hamitgalgelet is a fat teacher. She mitgalgelet with Nehorai Tzapalamos and Nehorai Ashton.
This fat teacher is some sort of T-Rex which eat children for fun and than hamali hamitgalgelet become more fat and evil. even more than thanos Hahatzil
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet is very hard yo understand.
Paradox Hamali Hamitgalgelet Ze kashe lehavana
Hypothetically, If you would close your mouth and seize it's movement we would quote "not have to hear your annoying voice"; in which would benefit the world in such an astronomical way.
Hey have you heard of the Shut-Up Paradox? I think you should consider researching it because we don't care and don't want to hear you.
The manipulation of the common hip-hop phrase "If Young Metro Don't Trust You, I'mma Shoot you", in a way where said shooter trusts you, therefore being unable to shoot you and defying Young Metro and his trust, causing another shooter to shoot the individual who decided to break Young Metro's trust after refusing to shoot you, which could carry on to multiple people.
Shooter: "Young Metro ordered me to shoot you because you broke his trust"
You: "You trust me though therefore you break his trust, causing the Young Metro Paradox."
Shooter: *Shoots*
You: "Poggers"
Imagine some phenomenon that is only sustained by some fact (eg a relationship that only continues because two lovers eat Thai food on Friday nights). If the fact is an essential part of the phenomenon (ie there would be no relationship without the Thai food), what explains the phenomenon's initial emergence?
Edwin and his friends only discuss past night's drinking. What, then, did they discuss upon first meeting if there were no past night's of which to speak? This is a Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox.