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parker kate

The most beautiful, talented, short, gorgeous, special, poopy girl in the land. She is most likely a 10 year old who wears unicorn pajamas. Or a elderly man with shingles. Your pick, that's your chiz.

Oh, she's a Parker Kate? What a beautiful psycho.

by Allurdreamsyoucantachieve December 23, 2016

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


brad parker

asshole who kicks you in the face doing a handstand

brad parker kicked me in the fucking face

by d $$ May 23, 2010

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mrs. parker

A bitch teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow my math teacher is such a mrs. parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) March 11, 2016

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


jurassic parker

A person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. Someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the Internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. A dodo.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.

A horde of Jurassic Parkers got off the coach for a 'pit-stop'.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.

by Henley July 28, 2007

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Parker Cazier

This really cute and crazy kid. He's kind of full of himself, but he has this innocence about him. It sometimes pisses me off. But then he says something that makes it better. When he hugs me, I don't want him to let go. My heart beats about 100x faster when I think about him. Of course, though, he's a player.. but he's still like, the sweetest. Oh, did I mention cah-yute? Cause he is. Anyway, he has a girl . Yeah , shocker. My friends say I'm crazy, but I fell for him, out of control.

"Hey, who's that guy? He's cah-yute!"
"That's Parker Cazier.. I really like him, but he doesn't realize it."

by ilikecake.101 September 6, 2011

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Francis Parker

A bad school with, shall we say, loose girls and bad parties.

"Dude that party was bordering on Francis Parker bad"
"Yikes it smells like Parker in here"

by aksj2349u-0384 April 30, 2013

16πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Cynthia parker

A young woman who is so sweet, kind, funny and relatable with all her fans. Cynthia always keeps it real and that’s what people love about her .

Person: omg you know that pretty tiktoker?

Me: cynthia parker

Person: yeah omg she’s amazing

by ccynthiaparkerrr May 4, 2020

31πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž