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Pasta kitties is a group of people created by a person named Jess she created this group as a joke wich then had a war with Twinkie dogs and then that war stopped pasta kitties are actually cats with pasta hair meatball ears and pasta tails
Jess: WHATS UP MY PASTA KITTIES
us: WOOO HOO THE LEADER HAS ARRIVED
When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.
Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...
Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.
"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."
An imaginary food that turns the eater into a cabron (asshole). Italian/Spanish equivalent of haterade.
"Dude, what's up with José today?"
"I don't know man, he must have had pasta cabronara with extra sauce for dinner."
Type of food that no italian can eat, and will do anything to remove it
Jeff: i just ate ketchup with pasta and it tasted good!
Mario: No way man, You are dead
Cookie And Pasta Mixed Together.
Are You Eating Coo-Pasta? Or Wanna Eat Coo-Pasta
A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.
She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.