Weiner Patrol

A small group of political junkies who pull outside the circle of failure of the larger group to affect change when/where they can.

"Dude, we seriously need a weiner patrol meeting because this idea in this "think tank" is tanking."

pork patrol

n.

1. a police force; or group of police officers

Last Halloween, the pork patrol was all over.

Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.

A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

poop hole patrol

a group of very gay men.

Rob is a member of the poop hole patrol.

nissan patrol y62

A proper V8 for men . No tree hugging vegetarian diesel option. Naturally apirated 5.6 litres of powaaa. Delivers 400bhp throwing this 3 ton beast 0-100 in 6.5 sec.

King Bob drives a Nissan Patrol Y62
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Put on Foot Patrol

1. To work a job which involves walking or standing for the full duration of the shift.

2. To make someone walk to their destination, particularly if they are in your car or home.

1. five-o got put on foot patrol, Britney ain't finding a john tonight.

2. A: How'd you and Britney go last night?
B: She's a tease, so I put her on foot patrol in the middle of The 101.