poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

fart poof dudie

An expression to show surprise or shockness

person 1:boo!
person 2: Fart poof dudie! you scared me!

poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.

If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!

Poof Stick

A vape, e-cigarette, juul, etc.

bathroom dweller: Can I take a rip from you Poof Stick?
bathroom dweller the second: yeah… it’s unicorn fart flavoured.

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

tweedle poof

A homosexual/ gay man who is very effiminate

See that guy over there in the lime green shirt? What a tweedle poof.

emo poof

True emos! NOT alt kids with bunny hats who will tell you to kys. Emo Poofs are REAL emos who like REAL emo stuff.
emo poofs HATE lil peep and Lolita punks !!

OMG I see a emo poof lets throw marshmallows at them!!

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