Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.

“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”

poot

to run away

Lyla is a poot

Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

Poot

Something that is cool or “hard”

Will: bro look at my new lime green 4Runner

Leya: BROOO that’s poot asf

Poot

When milk has a little bit of brown and gets frozen in time

I accidentally pooted again

Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.