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A way to express doubt towards another person.
"Trust me dude, I didn't eat the last brownie! I swear!!"
"Press X to doubt"
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Danger Press Ups was first formed in the early months of 2010 during a drinking session at Birmingham University. It is possibly the worst punishment besides capital punishment.
First of all, for this to happen, an event so deserving of punishment must have happened that will make grown men cry.
Secondly, the venue must be agreed on.
Thirdly, the number of press ups must be agreed. (no higher than 20)
Fourthly, the defendant must take off all their items of clothing (hats and scarves are allowed to be on)
Fifthly, the defendand must ring the doorbell of the venue.
Sixthly, the defendant must complete the press ups, even if the occupants of the vene answer the door.
Seventhly, all of you run away so fast.
..Because exercise just isn't the same with your clothes on.
Please search 'Danger Press Ups' on Facebook for videos of loyal followers taking on the task.
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That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed
That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.
The act of spreading ones' butt cheeks and sitting on the face of your partner.
"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."
Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.
Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.
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The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.
--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"