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I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.
But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.
The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.
I’m under a lot of pressure
To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped
The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.
Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.
My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker
An uncut dick that precums under it's hood
I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!
Peer Pressure from crypto bros to yolo your life savings on a Peer-To-Peer blockchain technology
Brad peer to peer pressured me into buying an non-fungible token of a 3 second looped video for the value of $500,000.